Total Medals Earned: 376 (From 128 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,255 Points
Medals Earned: 2/19 (15/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/8 (55/215 points)
Get over 300 distance points.
Fill the power bar.
Get over 600 distance points.
Smash a robot.
Escape the police.
Get run over by a train.
Collect over 100 coins in a single drop.
Reach the ground.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/115 points)
Fall to the world below.
Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Kill 5 creatures.
Touch 100 flowers.
Kill 20 creatures.
Touch 300 flowers.
Max out your endurance bar.
Collect 11 gems.
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/450 points)
reach the first 100m distance
reach the first 500m distance
activate speed dash 3 times
reach 1000m distance
reach 2500m distance
hit 10 obstacles in hyper dash mode
reach 5000m distance
perform 30 streaks in succession
leave over kingkong out of the screen for 3 minutes
tripping over obstacles 13 times
Medals Earned: 9/35 (90/405 points)
At last 26/30 right answers
You reach Nirvana by winning the game with all right answers
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/190 points)
Kick someone who's already unconscious.
Make five "friends" at once.
Complete Story
Give out ten alarms in one day.
Collect $40 during the story.
Top $100 in Arcade Mode.
Don't get knocked out in the story.
Beat 20 people at the ice rink.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/130 points)
Collecting 1000 points
Collecting 2000 points
Collecting 3000 points
Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/330 points)
Destroy 20 crates and barrels
Kill 20 enemy soldiers
Complete Weapons collection
Destroy 20 explosive barrels
Shoot 100 cannonballs
Sink 20 cannonbals
Complete Food collection
Complete Bones collection
Complete Jewels collection
Complete Clothes collection
Pass all levels with 3 stars
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/105 points)
Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Beat the sciencey challenge room.
Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!
Medals Earned: 4/18 (20/385 points)
Disco inferno
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
What a SHOCKING experience!
What a nutty way to die!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!