Total Medals Earned: 376 (From 128 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,255 Points
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/205 points)
Touch the police
Complete 1st level
Steal your first dollar
Steal $15
Complete second level
Complete 3rd level
Complete 4th level
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/115 points)
Beaten the first level.
Saved Kate.
Killed by every type of hazard.
Found the first Rune of Shalak.
Found the 8-bit world.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (90/190 points)
collect 4000usd or more
collect 12000usd or more
collect 24000usd or more
collect 48000usd or more
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)
Beat Level 1
Listen to all songs
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 13/21 (125/380 points)
The sound of silence...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Drink til you drop.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Treat her like a lady.
It's just too hard to resist...
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Chicks before dicks.
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/500 points)
speak to the Oracle.
defeat the first boss.
defeat the second boss
defeat the fourth boss.
defeat the third boss.
obtain a health pickup.
cut 10,000 blades of grass.
defeat the sixth boss.
defeat the fifth boss.
defeat the seventh boss.
Medals Earned: 4/9 (50/285 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
View all of the Bios
Press A to view your inventory
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Medals Earned: 5/10 (80/130 points)
Have completed the game
Submit Highscore
100% Accurate in one level
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/280 points)
Finish the first area
Obliterate the first boss with all weapon slots equipped
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the first boss
Fly 3,000 miles
Kill 4,000 enemies
Collect 2,000 gems (spending them is allowed)
Use each weapon in the game at least once
Defeat the fourth boss
Reach level 20
Defeat the third boss
Finish area 4 of AHK-372 with only a bullet rifle
Finish area 3 of Coeus without triggering any sentry lights
Finish area 4 of Erebos without taking any damage
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Build first booth
Fully upgrade the elevator
Catch 10 thieves on your mall
Reach the 3rd City